John and Gina got married on August 16, 1997. It was the bestest wedding ever, and there was a great party afterward, and a bonfire under a full moon, 'til it rained and all the stragglers stood under a tent eating leftovers and wedding cake wif their fingers.
 

Introduction - How we found the most suitable tree and religion for our wedding. Pictures! - The day after our wedding, a web page simulacrum of this one was posted by Jonathan Kruger. The Cast of Characters - Some of the hundreds of friends who helped us put on a great show. The Invitation - A gif of a censored copy. Or, try the censored text. Music - Our picks for the processional, recessional, and first-dance songs. The Ceremony - Dave was the perfect MC for the day. Graymayle's Homily - 98 degrees. Full plate armor, standing on a stump. Didn't fall down. Is that a miracle or what? Barchan's Oath - The origin of "Ginohn" - Written by Barchan and also performed in full plate armor. Trog's Commercial - Went over the heads of some non-time-travellers. Discordian Skit - A Sermon on Ethics and Love from The Principia. Exchange of Rings - This got a little sillier than planned. The Food - People loved the stuff. Here're recipes. The Cake - How to make a really good vegan chocolate wedding cake (1/17 scale).